One day I learned that a friend declared to the girl that he likes him, but she replied that he did not want to be in a relationship because he wanted to concentrate on his studies; later, the girl told him that she had failed 4 subjects.

Hey guys, I'm turning 14 today, I don't think many people are going to congratulate me on this day apart from all my family members, but I just wanted to tell you that I hope you have many blessings for me for this good day.

thanks to @ZebraHumor for being the first to follow me, you started something, I hope to continue.

Pd: I hope there are a lot more people who join my fans, I feel a bit depressed for only being 18. unu

I remember a friend who told me that he met a girl who asked him if he liked virgins, he said no, just to be funny (I don't know why he said it).

She also told me that the next day she confessed that she had cheated on her, she did not know how to feel because she told her that it was to give her more pleasure when it came to fucking her.

Sometimes I close my eyes and think 'Oh gee, I don't see anything'

I hate children who grow up very mature just for pretending to be smokers, today I saw one smoking one of these and when I snatched it from him to tell his mother, after a while the idiot pretended he couldn't breathe.

damn exaggerated! ):(

If you want you can tell me maruchan, I don't look much like me, I only get warm in just 3 minutes.

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About the small shrimp is another story.

[me] Dad, can you help me with my homework?

[My dad] Yes son, what do you have to do?

[me] Can you name 5 animals that live in the North Pole?

[my dad] Yes: 3 bears and 2 seals

One day a pregnant woman on the bus asked me to give her my seat, I replied: "No, thanks, it's not my fault that an idiot without a car has fucked you"; She replied, "I hope you said the same to your mother, insolent," and I said no because my mother does have a car.

Think twice before playing an idiot and calling me sir, it's not my fault your parents are my age

Before posting something, think about whether it may be offensive to an audience, and if it is, all the more so you will post it.