Here´s my #600 Fave

a ''hello'' for @kaikoinu

-Many say that what matters most are feelings, but it is not true.

-I mean, let's see, who is fingering her saying "aww, what nice feelings"?

barking dog is not well cooked.

-BTS

I asked my mom for a Nintendo Switch as a gift, and she gave me a mattress, she said it was to keep dreaming

-) Abortion is a sin, killing is wrong

-) My body my rules!

-) My universe, my rules, create a universe and then we talk

I have found some girls saying stupid things like "all men have it small", I mean, none of us is to blame that they have the hole wider than the gates of heaven.

[X]: Hey, could you fuck your girlfriend's mother-in-law?

[Y]: If it's good, yes

[X]: I mean, if you wanted to fuck your mom.

[Y]: That's why: if it's good, yes.

One day I learned that a friend declared to the girl that he likes him, but she replied that he did not want to be in a relationship because he wanted to concentrate on his studies; later, the girl told him that she had failed 4 subjects.

Hey guys, I'm turning 14 today, I don't think many people are going to congratulate me on this day apart from all my family members, but I just wanted to tell you that I hope you have many blessings for me for this good day.

thanks to @ZebraHumor for being the first to follow me, you started something, I hope to continue.

Pd: I hope there are a lot more people who join my fans, I feel a bit depressed for only being 18. unu

I remember a friend who told me that he met a girl who asked him if he liked virgins, he said no, just to be funny (I don't know why he said it).

She also told me that the next day she confessed that she had cheated on her, she did not know how to feel because she told her that it was to give her more pleasure when it came to fucking her.