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Posted by khicher - December 1st, 2020


[Me]: Doctor, what happened to my cousin?

[Doctor]: Your cousin had a cup of coffee

[Me]: Really? is he allergic or what?

[Doctor]: No, the coffee was mine.


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Posted by khicher - November 23rd, 2020


At dawn, I always remain paralyzed and terrified when I think: ´´ How is it that cells divide to multiply´´


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Posted by khicher - November 20th, 2020


I remember when I had a girlfriend, but would you put up with someone who always yells at you and criticizes you? Well she couldn't either


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Posted by khicher - November 15th, 2020


I've heard of men asking a woman out with no intention of fucking her: The husband


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Posted by khicher - November 11th, 2020


When my father was a child, he thought that cars could fly 30 years later; enough time has passed, and this week i saw about 10 cars pushing them with their feet


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Posted by khicher - November 9th, 2020


I love my country so much that when I clean a fan, I turn it on and say ´´My God! now blow better


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Posted by khicher - October 24th, 2020


My country has regressed so much that at some point, the Spanish come to conquer us


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Posted by khicher - September 30th, 2020


I once invited my little cousin to help you paint the house, I told him I would give him $ 80 to work the whole week, so he can learn how good it is to have a job.

On Saturday, I didn't give him anything, and I took him out of the house, so that he also learns that there are stingy and black-hearted people, like me


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Posted by khicher - September 16th, 2020


[She]: Where do you like to pour milk?

[Me] In the corn flaekes


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Posted by khicher - September 16th, 2020


Don't bother going to vote your wife will always rule


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