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Joined on 12/3/19
Posted by khicher - April 15th, 2020
I once went to a course to stop being aggressive. But we all fell to blows
Posted by khicher - April 14th, 2020
My girlfriend asked me how much I loved her, I told her to count the stars.
That will distract her so she stops asking me stupid things.
Posted by khicher - April 12th, 2020
Do you know that it is efficient against covid-19?
Study. So they are clear that it is a respiratory disease, and they no longer feel the need to run to the warehouse to buy toilet paper
Posted by khicher - April 10th, 2020
Me: doctor, all week I had a sore stomach, what could it be?
doctor: sore stomach
Me: thanks doc, you are the best!
Posted by khicher - April 9th, 2020
I went to recharge the phone, the girl asked me for my phone number, and I gave her a false one because I have a girlfriend and I love her
Posted by khicher - April 8th, 2020
Me: Doctor, why do you bring that Christmas hat?
Doctor: because until December you don't arrive, young man
Posted by khicher - April 7th, 2020
Me: Doctor, what are my results?
Doctor: Young man, you are healthier than a horse
Me: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Like a horse about to die
Posted by khicher - April 6th, 2020
Do you know what I don't like about being quarantined? How long I've been locked up, I'm already making friends with my wife. And until I almost told him that I had a fight with my girlfriend!
Posted by khicher - April 5th, 2020
once there was a man so poor, but so poor, that once he made an arepa and had to remove the filling to be able to make another one the next day
Has it ever happened to you that you clean your house so well that you realize that the only dirt left is you?