yo what´s up
Age 16, Male
Joined on 12/3/19
Posted by khicher - April 16th, 2020
Once upon a time there was a fish that wanted to be an announcer. It aired, and died
Posted by khicher - April 15th, 2020
I once went to a course to stop being aggressive. But we all fell to blows
Posted by khicher - April 14th, 2020
My girlfriend asked me how much I loved her, I told her to count the stars.
That will distract her so she stops asking me stupid things.
Posted by khicher - April 12th, 2020
Do you know that it is efficient against covid-19?
Study. So they are clear that it is a respiratory disease, and they no longer feel the need to run to the warehouse to buy toilet paper
Posted by khicher - April 10th, 2020
Me: doctor, all week I had a sore stomach, what could it be?
doctor: sore stomach
Me: thanks doc, you are the best!
Posted by khicher - April 9th, 2020
I went to recharge the phone, the girl asked me for my phone number, and I gave her a false one because I have a girlfriend and I love her
Posted by khicher - April 8th, 2020
Me: Doctor, why do you bring that Christmas hat?
Doctor: because until December you don't arrive, young man
Posted by khicher - April 7th, 2020
Me: Doctor, what are my results?
Doctor: Young man, you are healthier than a horse
Me: Thank you, doctor.
Doctor: Like a horse about to die
Posted by khicher - April 6th, 2020
Do you know what I don't like about being quarantined? How long I've been locked up, I'm already making friends with my wife. And until I almost told him that I had a fight with my girlfriend!
Posted by khicher - April 5th, 2020
once there was a man so poor, but so poor, that once he made an arepa and had to remove the filling to be able to make another one the next day