yo what´s up
Age 16, Male
Joined on 12/3/19
Posted by khicher - March 24th, 2020
If my wife is pregnant, we go to Las Vegas, and the son is born there. Will we have to leave the son in Las Vegas?
Posted by khicher - March 21st, 2020
I went to the doctor to see my toothache, the doctor told me that I had to take care of my food, and I've been stroking my hamburger for 2 hours and I'm still the same
Posted by khicher - March 20th, 2020
Doctor: Ok, this is your column
Me: What did you say? Put it back on!
Posted by khicher - March 16th, 2020
I do not explain why I need a birth certificate, I mean, if I swear I was born
Once upon a time there was a goalkeeper so silly, but so silly, that he covered the penalties with earth
Posted by khicher - March 15th, 2020
Stay only with a woman who can be with you, because if she cannot stay with you, you cannot stay with her
Posted by khicher - March 11th, 2020
once there was a dog, another came, and there were two
Posted by khicher - March 10th, 2020
What does a chick say to a bee?