A man had a car so bad that it was always damaged, one day he saw that it had not been damaged and wanted to examine it to see why it was not damaged.
le gusta lo kinki nasty y aunque sea fancy de pone clanys y luego romantic le gusta el se xo en exeso y en el proceso le pide un beso
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I got that beat in terms of car jokes. A man buys a Ferrari and he is doing 120 MPH at an empty highway. A cop chases him and at first he speed faster, but then gives up and pulls over. The cop comes up to him and says "Look, my shift ends in 30 minutes, give me an excuse I never heard of and I may let you go." The man says "Well my wife left me for a cop, so I thought you were bringing her back."
khicher
you can take advantage of your humor for when the joke reaches 150 or 200;)