yo what´s up
Age 16, Male
Joined on 12/3/19
Posted by khicher - May 27th, 2020
I once cleaned my computer so well I had parts left
Posted by khicher - May 26th, 2020
Once my friend broke up with his girlfriend so that he wouldn't prohibit her from being with me on February 14, which was very suspicious
Posted by khicher - May 24th, 2020
I recently discovered that airplane propellers help keep the pilot cool. In fact, if it does not turn, the pilot starts to sweat
Posted by khicher - May 23rd, 2020
I once pressed the accelerator and the brake at the same time, and my car took a screenshot
Posted by khicher - May 22nd, 2020
I think my brain is wearing out: This morning I was looking for my cell phone in the dark, with my cell phone flashlight
Posted by khicher - May 21st, 2020
Black cats are not unlucky, that your life is rubbish is not their fault. Have you thought about it?
Posted by khicher - May 20th, 2020
Sometimes I feel like my relationship with my girlfriend is wearing out: I told her to do delicious things to me and she started cooking.
Posted by khicher - May 19th, 2020
Do you know why women cannot be electricians? because it takes 9 months to give birth.
FBI, I surrender
Posted by khicher - May 18th, 2020
Once, my cell phone had a virus, so I installed a paracetamol and it healed
Posted by khicher - May 17th, 2020
Once upon a time there was a man so stupid, but so stupid, that he sold his laptop to pay for university classes, not knowing that today, classes are virtual