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Here´s a joke #92

Posted by khicher - July 9th, 2020

[Me] Hey, if I tell you that I love you, would you tell me the same?

[She] yes

[Me] I love you

[She] the same

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Here´s a joke #91

Posted by khicher - July 8th, 2020

My girlfriend always sends me her photos, and once she forced me to delete my ´´Minecraft´´ to have space to store them.

Conclusion: I was happy without her, and I didn't realize

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Here´s a joke #90

Posted by khicher - July 7th, 2020

If you fell asleep on the couch and woke up on the couch, you are maturing.

If you fell asleep on the couch and woke up in your uncle's bed, it's because he drinks a lot.

But if you fell asleep at night and woke up during the day, quit the drugs

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Here´s a joke #89

Posted by khicher - July 6th, 2020

[Me]: Hello, how much does the shirt cost?

[Seller]: $ 50

[Me]: sorry, I'm only 20

[Seller]: well give me the 20 and you take it

[Me]: Ok, I pay you with a $ 50 bill

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Here´s a joke #88

Posted by khicher - July 5th, 2020

We have all broken a finger with a basketball, and if not, what will you know about a real childhood?

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Here´s a joke #87

Posted by khicher - July 5th, 2020

when someone throws a rock in your head, show them that you are not the same as them, and break their balls with a brick

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Here´s a joke #86

Posted by khicher - June 30th, 2020

[Me]: Mom, at school they call me "head".

[My Mom]: Don't listen to them, son, now pass me your cap, I'm going to buy 20 grapefruits.

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Here´s a joke #85

Posted by khicher - June 29th, 2020

there's nothing like sitting on the computer for a while after spending the whole day in the living room

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Here´s a joke #84

Posted by khicher - June 28th, 2020

once at school they called me "horse legs", but I ignored them, because I knew they were talking about horses, not giraffes

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Here´s a joke #83

Posted by khicher - June 27th, 2020

Once, my teacher congratulated me on my birthday and sent me 3 PDF files to celebrate

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